The Shy Guy Parade is an unstoppable juggernaut. They march through the streets, quietly avoiding all who gaze upon them, walking into local establishments, then awkwardly turning around and leaving. And as they continue their path of unobstrusive meandering, the horrified townspeople can not get the sounds of polite throat-clearing and nervous laughter out of their heads. Truly the Shy-est nightmare ever to befall the populace.