March 14th, 2008 by Ben Howard
Let me apologize for everything. Everything bad that has ever happened to you, let me just go ahead and say, I’m sorry. Didn’t know. Thought it’d help. My fault, entirely. There you go!
More specifically, sorry to everyone who I coaxed into visiting my site from MAGFest only to find a wholly derelict outfit, with the most recent update from almost a year ago! I assure you I still think I run a business, and business is as good as you want it to be. With this in mind, the sculpture page has been packed to brimming with new sculptures; thanks greatly to the talented and uncommonly charitable Lady Kitana for helping me out with this update. (more…)
February 5th, 2007 by Ben Howard
Congratulations to me for everything I have ever done. Magfest 5 was a get-down that will be difficult to forget. Everyone in attendance was there, which was really cool. There are pictures of all the little dumplings in the sculptures page. Also I hope to maybe get a videos section up soon, which will parallel the literature section in quality. I might consolidate them into one category, the “Dual Quasars of Disappointment” section!
Thanks Brendan for laminating my way to success! Thanks to everyone who was in cahoots with him for putting on my favorite video-game convention! Thanks Bill Watterson, I frigg’n love Calvin and Hobbes!
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Tagged brendan becker, magfest
December 9th, 2006 by Ben Howard
The resounding sentiment is that there is no excuse or call for the fact that I am exceedingly, uncommonly busy. I have been without the time to update this website for nigh on six months now! Where do the rest of you find the time?
Sometimes I go to sleep and have to wake up five minutes earlier to go to school- only to find my class is usually cancelled due to illness or dog-related mishaps. Unfortunately, I am obligated to sit there for the entire two hours because my new years resolution was to live entirely by principle. (more…)
July 1st, 2006 by Ben Howard
Thank you for your interest in Fizz Man Industries. Please browse my site and feel free to contact me (Ben Howard) at VARMS_@hotmail.com. More sculptures will be posted and available for purchase shortly.